The formerly weekly brain vomit 1/11/2009

"My uncle Joe used to wear nutrition facts on his back whenever he went hiking in the mountains.  His reasoning was that any health-conscious mountain lions that tried to eat him would read the deplorable amount of calories in him and move on to a healthier meal.  Uncle Joe was eaten by a grizzly bear last summer.  Those idiots will eat anything."

pictured above:  asshole

Weekly Brain Vomit 9/15/2008

"The best offense is a good defense.  The best defense is a swarm of angry bees that think you are their queen."