How to be "Stanky Rich"

1. you must shove as many gangster rolls of american currency in your shoes as possible. Money can only be accrued through illeagal means like stick-ups or unsanctioned backyard fist fights. Extra points for using Euros.

2. Spend a lot of time ducking away from cops and drive-bys by running fast and jumping fences for a couple days.

3. Remove shoes.

4. Fester in the aroma of sweaty money.

5. Repeat.


Pictured: An Economist.